Just this one time, Jimi

Okay.. so... last nite i had coffee with some buddies..
And outside the shop, a bunch of really OLD ladies
were hanging out having coffee too..
As I was about to pay, a friend of mine went out for
a smoke la.. and she heard the group say... "eh.. that
boy cute ahh.. ?? yeah lor.. cute.. cute"
(talking bout me... my friend said)

when she told me in the car, I was like.. ewww!!!
gross!!!...

I can't seem to attract young, nice, cute available gals,
BUT... Peng kids, gays, and haggard old ladies stick to
me like magnet.. AAARRGGHHH.. mampos aku..

cest tout.. ja!